[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.ca-ali.cz\/zase-jsem-videla-co-jsem-nemela\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.ca-ali.cz\/zase-jsem-videla-co-jsem-nemela\/","headline":"Zase jsem vid\u011bla, co jsem nem\u011bla","name":"Zase jsem vid\u011bla, co jsem nem\u011bla","description":"V m\u00f3d\u011b existuje spousta v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 mnoho lid\u00ed irituj\u00ed. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee mezi n\u011b pat\u0159\u00edm i j\u00e1. Nap\u0159\u00edklad, takov\u00e9 vykukuj\u00edc\u00ed b\u0159icho, mi p\u0159ipad\u00e1 naprosto zr\u016fdn\u00e9. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b, kdy\u017e jeho nositelka m\u00e1 n\u011bkolik kil nadv\u00e1hy a vypad\u00e1, jako by pr\u00e1v\u011b m\u00ed\u0159ila do porodnice. Naprosto zoufal\u00e1 situace nastane, kdy\u017e \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ona sle\u010dna n\u011bco upust\u00ed na zem \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 nen\u00ed v […]","datePublished":"2023-04-27","dateModified":"2023-04-27","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.ca-ali.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"ca-ali.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.ca-ali.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9d25b0af9840660883a67790aa4f595ddc226aa4680c4cf7bc03a25c14fcef85?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9d25b0af9840660883a67790aa4f595ddc226aa4680c4cf7bc03a25c14fcef85?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"ca-ali.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"url":"https:\/\/www.ca-ali.cz\/zase-jsem-videla-co-jsem-nemela\/","about":["M\u00f3da"],"wordCount":414,"articleBody":"V m\u00f3d\u011b existuje spousta v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 mnoho lid\u00ed irituj\u00ed. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee mezi n\u011b pat\u0159\u00edm i j\u00e1. Nap\u0159\u00edklad, takov\u00e9 vykukuj\u00edc\u00ed b\u0159icho, mi p\u0159ipad\u00e1 naprosto zr\u016fdn\u00e9. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b, kdy\u017e jeho nositelka m\u00e1 n\u011bkolik kil nadv\u00e1hy a vypad\u00e1, jako by pr\u00e1v\u011b m\u00ed\u0159ila do porodnice.Naprosto zoufal\u00e1 situace nastane, kdy\u017e \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ona sle\u010dna n\u011bco upust\u00ed na zem\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 nen\u00ed v dosahu \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd gentleman, kter\u00fd by j\u00ed tu upu\u0161t\u011bnou v\u011bc podal\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ona se pro ni mus\u00ed sh\u00fdbnout sama\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 v tu chv\u00edli v\u0161ichni p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00ed spat\u0159\u00ed to, co m\u011blo b\u00fdt zahaleno rou\u0161kou tajemstv\u00ed (v tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165)Je to jej\u00ed spodn\u00ed pr\u00e1dlo.L\u00e9pe \u0159e\u010deno \u2013 tanga. Rifle, \u010di sukn\u011b, se j\u00ed, vlivem fyzik\u00e1ln\u00edch z\u00e1kon\u016f, posunula p\u0159i pod\u0159epu hodn\u00fd kus, sm\u011brem ke kotn\u00edk\u016fm. A j\u00e1 v tu chv\u00edli douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se sle\u010dna neohne je\u0161t\u011b o kousek v\u00edce. Nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d se m\u00e1m n\u011bkomu d\u00edvat na m\u00edsta, o kter\u00fdch se ve slu\u0161n\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti nemluv\u00ed, ani \u0161eptem.\tN\u00e1rod hol\u00fdch pupk\u016fAbych nekritizovala pouze d\u00e1my. U p\u00e1n\u016f je to n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho. Je l\u00e9to, kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 po\u010das\u00ed. Mo\u017en\u00e1, a\u017e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 velk\u00e9 horko. A p\u00e1nov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed by s uvedenou sle\u010dnou mohli sout\u011b\u017eit, ve kter\u00e9m se nach\u00e1zej\u00ed m\u011bs\u00edci t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed, navl\u00e9knou bermudy.Na tom by \u201emo\u017en\u00e1\u201c nebylo nic, a\u017e tak, stra\u0161n\u00e9ho.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kdyby si k nim nezapomn\u011bli obl\u00e9knout triko nebo ko\u0161ili.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jejich zapom\u011btlivost t\u00edmto je\u0161t\u011b nekon\u010d\u00ed.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oni si je i zapomn\u011bli po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b obl\u00e9knout a skon\u010dili na p\u016fl cesty.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A tak m\u00e1me mo\u017enost spat\u0159it u mu\u017e\u016f upocen\u00e1 b\u0159icha a dvojky prsa.\u017de by to bylo sexy a j\u00e1 to nepochopila?\u00a0 Naprost\u00e1 katastrofa nast\u00e1v\u00e1 ve chv\u00edli,–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 kdy se, n\u011bjak\u00fdm zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edm magnetizmem, sejde v\u00edce takov\u00fdch exempl\u00e1\u0159\u016f (\u017eensk\u00fdch i mu\u017esk\u00fdch)–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 vydaj\u00ed se svorn\u011b nap\u0159\u00edklad do muzea, nebo nedej bo\u017ee, do restaurace.V tu chv\u00edli d\u00e1v\u00e1m, v\u00a0duchu, panu vrchn\u00edmu nep\u0159\u00edjemnou, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 man\u017eelskou, ot\u00e1zku. Bu\u010f oni nebo j\u00e1! Jeliko\u017e jsou v p\u0159evaze, vol\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inou pan vrchn\u00ed jist\u00fd v\u00fdd\u011blek a p\u0159iv\u0159e o\u010di.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3.7\/5 - (6 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Zase jsem vid\u011bla, co jsem nem\u011bla","item":"https:\/\/www.ca-ali.cz\/zase-jsem-videla-co-jsem-nemela\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]